Crock The Vote or Believe You Me...
Ok, ok, this Rock The Vote, Vote Or Die, Celebrities For Demo Repubs have gotten so motherfucking outta hand!! Its mind boggling and its horse shit. Since so many artists have decided to throw their support behind either Bush or Kerry, I figured Id let you all in a lil secret or two. Or three. Or...
But I don't want to talk about the candidates. Fuck no, not here, bubba, what I want to talk about is, are the ArTiStS trying to influence the race.
And why you shouldn't fucking listen to them!
Ladies and gentlemen, don't let a rock star influence you in any way, especially when it comes to something like this! This is life and death, people. Dumb versus proud. This is The Race For The United States Of America's Presidentcy!!!
I mean, if you want to drink a certain kind of soft drink or wear a certain kinda clothing and, AND you allow yrself to be swayed by a celebrity endorsement, well that's pretty much kind of the idea.
However, this isn't choosing between a Coke® ana Pepsi®.
And one thing that you have to take into consideration is the following: Rock stars (or pop or rap or movie or whatever) don't give a damn about you!!! !! !!!!
Go ahead and read that again if you must. Go ahead.
These people don't have lives like yrs, they don't have worries like yrs, and they certainly don't have bank accounts like yrs.
In other words, ho ho, they ain't you.
They don't wait in line, they don't work 9-5, they don't sweat the mortgage… all the little, itsy bitsy teeny tiny ity bity things that consume and eat away alive at yr daily life, Hollywood stars really don't worry about that kinda shit. Ever.
So don't think for a moment that they are feeling yr pain when it comes to the economy or the war or anything, children.
And believe you me when I tell you this war hasn't put the slightest cramp in their style.
So, in closing, I leave you with this. If you cant make up yr mind and yr a small portion of the US thats walking around right now calling themselves 'Undecided', November Second Twothousand Four, go out to the polls with yr mind and vote. Yr stupid, stupid minds!!! !! !!!!
Caio,
TbR
posted by The Blue Rhino at 6:37 AM
1 Comments:
Dear Mr. Rhino
I have been a lnog time fan of yours.
Have you noticed GW's concern about how "stock-car dads" intended to vote this year? I saw a dumbass race car driver on speed TV, at a friends house, telling America to vote for good 'ol Wubya. He, of coarse, talked about how warm and honest 'ol Wubya seemed to be. He assured his legions of dim witted, drunken, asswipe dads that his vote belonged to GW. He followed it up by saying, "I'm not a big issue guy." (exact quote) I say vote for GW or vote for Kerry, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE DOING SO. Otherwise you are fucking the system up for people who give a shit. I say we load these people up into their stupid little aluminum coffins and launch them into a concrete wall at 200 mph, fucking Dale Earndheart style. (yep, I said it) At least this way they are not crowding up the electoral system and shitting all over the election booths for no appearent reason.
I propose an amendment for the next election that states that you can vote for whoever you want as long as you can provide a good explanation about why you vote for them. It's okay to vote for the wrong person, if you know why you are doing it.
Thank you
Joseph
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